The Effects of Snow on a Friday
Throughout world history, every nation with four seasons has feared one thing above all. An occurrence which in olden times would cover the land in a veil of desolation and sorrow. Today, we know this phenomenon as Winter, but it has an entirely different effect on modern life. Now a days, the majority of northerners may say that winter hasn’t changed much, but with closer scrutiny, opinions change. If we are to assume that the effects of winter snow are enjoyed by northerners, the consequences that follow are skiing, badassery and celebrations with the occasional downside of posers.
After about two or three feet of those cushiony white flakes we renown as snow have fallen to the ground on the average winter Friday, the skier population tends to become infatuated with the dreams of slowly arcing long deep turns through the powder. Whether that skier is sitting in a classroom or building a house, thoughts of hitting the slopes as soon as humanly possible are unable to escape their minds. There is no greater feeling than shredding through a pocket of waste deep pow after a long dump and the anticipation grows within. It is similar to fulfilling a satisfaction, when that skier receives their first deep turn, satisfaction fills the individual and the everlasting dream of shredding the pow is fulfilled.
Adding to the effects of a miraculous Friday snowfall, thoughts of being a badass fill the average high school student's mind. With slick roads ahead and a late curfew, drifting will be the ultimate activity to display a badass status. As in all of today's major video games including "Need for Speed" and "Grand Theft Auto", there is no greater way to give the badass vibe than drifting. To complement the drifting in part with being a badass, having a fat cigar puffing smoke out of your mouth will put the badass stamp of approval on your lady killer personality. To add even more to the effect of being a badass, why not put a long rope on the back of your big green pickup and pull kids around on sleds behind you. This will defiantly make the dream of becoming a badass come true. The effects of snow result in you, me, and reality breaking from the feminine little shell and becoming a badass ninja turtle.
The majority of people in Montana have no reservations when it comes to celebrations. Their causes can range anywhere between classy things like a wedding, or less substantial things like a high school football game. The point is that celebration comes natural in Montana and there is no exception when it comes to getting a heavy load of snow. As soon as the snow is deep enough to strand the average automobile, the effects start to ripple throughout the various institutions for celebration. People get together with their friends and talk how they’re going to shred gnar over the weekend. Usually one thing leads to another and pretty soon anybody who gives a damn about winter activities is either in deep state of self-induced celebration syndrome (wasted) or making sure their buddies don't take it too far so that the celebration can carry on throughout the following days.
Like I said earlier, anybody who cares about winter goes out and has fun after receiving an incredible dump of snow, which usually is a good thing, but there is one effect of heavy snow that brings out the scourge of the earth. The subject of this effect of course posers. The first thing that happens when it snows is all the posers get on facebook and let everybody else know it's snowing by posting garbage along the lines of, "Check out all the pow pow fallin'! Gonna hafta go up and lay down some steez at the GD this weekend! It's gonna be cray cray!" This is usually a result of the posers having a false belief that people actually care about what they're doing. Not only do these degenerates take away your hope for the survival of the human race, they also go up and crowd the mountain, taking away precious powder stashes that should belong only to the most righteous of skiers. After a snow dump, it’s nearly impossible to go up to a ski mountain without hearing some ignoramus telling anybody with an IQ lower than 50 about how he skied backwards today and should be sponsored by Volcom.
## When the snow falls fast and furious on any given Friday, there will most defiantly be some mad effects. These may include getting jacked to shred the fatty gnar gnar (skiing), pursuing the dream of being the world's greatest badass, and partying 'til the night is through. Though the positive effects do create an overall good scenario, there are always those negative effects that can get in the way. In this particular case, posers emerge and give an impression that is not necessarily a good one. These individuals show society a world of declination and detrimental prosperity. Through the snow we emerge and the positive impacts seem to push past the negative ones and create an atmosphere that is truly spectacular. The effects of snow.
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